Our guests are raving.

“Where do I even start? The cocktails? The beach? The hiking trails? (Sunrise on Paranoia Peak is a MUST.) I’ve even started rock climbing! Tomorrow I’m hiking near Quicksand Alley and can’t wait!”

“To be honest, I’m kind of a jaded traveler. That’s why I was so surprised when General Zaroff creeped through my bedroom window at night and breathed heavily in the corner while I was trying to sleep. You just don’t see that level of customer service anymore.”

“Days 1-3 I was in denial. Day 4 was bargaining with Rainsford (I offered money, favors, anything I could think of). Day 5 was anger. Day 6 I slept all day and wept. On day 7, I knew what I needed to do. So I did it. That’s all I have to say. That’s all I will ever have to say. For the rest of my life, I will not speak another word.”