Overboard T-Shirt
Now available on respectablebooks.com
Unlike Ship-Trap Island, this t-shirt is super-soft, super-comfortable, and never leads you to sit bolt upright in the dead of night, covered in sweat, as you yell into the darkness, “What have I done?”
As a satirical tourism website for the world’s premiere terror-based luxury resort, we take your satisfaction seriously. That’s why we only use the highest-quality materials, the best designs, and a single delivery driver named Brett who will come to your home, make you an entire week’s worth of meals, tuck ‘em into the freezer and say, “Alright, you’re all set, buddy.”*
At Ship-Trap, we thank you, and we appreciate you.
Text on the shirt reads, “Ship Trap Island: We make the extraordinary, ordinary.”
*Brett is currently available only in select areas of New Hampshire due to at-home unannounced food preparation regulations.
Now available on respectablebooks.com
Unlike Ship-Trap Island, this t-shirt is super-soft, super-comfortable, and never leads you to sit bolt upright in the dead of night, covered in sweat, as you yell into the darkness, “What have I done?”
As a satirical tourism website for the world’s premiere terror-based luxury resort, we take your satisfaction seriously. That’s why we only use the highest-quality materials, the best designs, and a single delivery driver named Brett who will come to your home, make you an entire week’s worth of meals, tuck ‘em into the freezer and say, “Alright, you’re all set, buddy.”*
At Ship-Trap, we thank you, and we appreciate you.
Text on the shirt reads, “Ship Trap Island: We make the extraordinary, ordinary.”
*Brett is currently available only in select areas of New Hampshire due to at-home unannounced food preparation regulations.
Now available on respectablebooks.com
Unlike Ship-Trap Island, this t-shirt is super-soft, super-comfortable, and never leads you to sit bolt upright in the dead of night, covered in sweat, as you yell into the darkness, “What have I done?”
As a satirical tourism website for the world’s premiere terror-based luxury resort, we take your satisfaction seriously. That’s why we only use the highest-quality materials, the best designs, and a single delivery driver named Brett who will come to your home, make you an entire week’s worth of meals, tuck ‘em into the freezer and say, “Alright, you’re all set, buddy.”*
At Ship-Trap, we thank you, and we appreciate you.
Text on the shirt reads, “Ship Trap Island: We make the extraordinary, ordinary.”
*Brett is currently available only in select areas of New Hampshire due to at-home unannounced food preparation regulations.